Take a look  at the teaser below.

This weeks deals are designed to make sure your Valentine’s day ends extremely poorly. Eveyone knows the Vday drill, stuffed animal, chocolate and romantic dinner. Think of this a guide to what not to do, unless you honestly hate “business time.” Love is a battlefield but you should avoid some of these bombs bombs from [Stupid.com]

Adorable stuffed animal(?) deal of the week

Stuffed Herpes

Everyone gives a stuffed bear and calls it a day. Why not go big? How big? About 1,000,000X the actual size of the virus. If only the actual virus were this charming.

Deal details: 70% off right now for $2.99 on [Stupid]

Chocolate I want to be single deal of the week
Chocolate poop

Nothing says I love you like a pile of poop. While I’m sure it tastes better than real thing, good luck trying to get your date to eat it.

Deal details: 60% off right now for $4.99 on [Stupid]

The last meal together deal of the week
Soup for sluts noodles

Light the candles, pour some bubbly and serve some slut soup. Sounds like a fool proof plan. While these may look like ramen noodles… they are actually slutty ramen. Not sure how that effects the flavor but if your date sticks around after serving this, it was meant to be.

Deal details: $4.99 on [Stupid]

While the decision isn’t too surprising since season 2 has been posting great ratings consistently. With season one available on netflix instant view, now is a good time to get hooked on the supernatural drama.

Another Wednesday is upon us and that means its time for the Bamfas deals of the week!

This list of loot should carry you over for the rest of the week and hopefully give you something to look forward to in the mail on Monday. On with the goods!

Bamfas.com #1 weekly want

Buffy the Vampire Slayer: The Complete Series

It has been called the greatest show ever (often by me) for a good reason. The set includes every episode over 39 DVDs. If you have not seen the show before, this is a great chance to see it for the first time. Sure it is on Netflix instant streaming but the collectors set’s packaging is a must for fans with worn down and possible played out discs.

Deal details: 64% off right now for $72.99 on [Amazon.com]

The tidy tech deal of the week

Flexicord HDMI cable

If you are anything like me then you have a mess of tangled cables behind your tv. You can try to stash it but it just never wants to stay hidden. This handy cable uncoils to the exact you need. Since they don’t recoil, they come with a recoiler if you need to adjust the length.

Deal details: $9.99 on [Amazon.com]

 
The DIY, Moar Power!! Deal of the week

 Dual USB outlet

I dare you to not want this! Perfect addition to your home office that is lacking outlet space. No more deciding what to unplug because your phone is about to croak. If you are worried about installation, it does come with detailed step by step instructions.

Deal details: $26.96 on [Amazon.com]

The app is live to the public, no more elitist nonsense from your friends that got in the beta! The app is available for iOS and Android for free. Now you can impulse buy from the bus! Try it out and let us know what you think in the comments section.

While not exactly  a brand new color since it was previously available in a Nintendogs bundle, it is still unknown how limited the run will be.  If you already bought that special someone the Nintendogs bundle, looks like you may need to consider other gift ideas since this is the same  system. Same price too just no free doggy game.

Here is Nintendo’s press release:

REDMOND, Wash.–(BUSINESS WIRE)– Nintendo of America has a perfectly pink new option for consumers looking to win over their loved ones this Valentine’s Day. Starting Feb. 10, a Pearl Pink edition of the Nintendo 3DS™ hand-held system – previously available only as part of a limited-edition bundle – will be available as a stand-alone item at retailers nationwide, offered at a suggested retail price of $169.99.

In addition to free Wi-Fi access at thousands of locations across the nation, fun augmented-reality features and the ability to enjoy games and videos in 3D without the need for special glasses, Nintendo 3DS has a host of built-in social features that can keep users connected to their special someone throughout the year, plus a great lineup of games (sold separately) that lovebirds can enjoy together:

With the system’s built-in camera, sweethearts can each use their system to capture and share 3D photos and videos of romantic outings this Valentine’s Day – and always.
The new Swapnote™ application, which is available for download from the Nintendo eShop at no cost, lets users create and send customized 3D love notes to their sweethearts from their Nintendo 3DS.
The adorable virtual pets in the nintendogs™ + cats game can bring out players’ sweet side and make great portable companions on those lonely days when they’re apart.
Users can share creative passion with their beloved by playing downloadable games such as Pushmo™ and Freakyforms™: Your Creations, Alive!, both available from the Nintendo eShop, and by exchanging QR codes to show off their heartfelt handiwork.
The multiplayer modes in the Mario Kart™ 7 game invite players to get their hearts and their karts racing on a wild array of 3D Mario-themed courses.
For more information about Nintendo 3DS, visit http://www.nintendo.com/3ds. 

In an effort to get you over the mid week snooze fest known as Wednesday, we have put together the weeks best deals and must haves. We all want things but this is the stuff you didn’t know you wanted. Spend smartly because we don’t offer lay away.

The Bamfas #1 weekly want:

The Umbrella Academy PVC Figure set

This incredibly detailed set of 6 is a must for fans of the series. The characters look as you would imagine, right down to Diego’s beard. Not only are the figures themselves awesome but the packaging is one of the best we have seen. The stylized umbrella dome is not only aesthetically impressive but also helps cast the right shadows over the figures to give an overall gloomy look.

Deal details: 40% off right now for $23.99 on [TFAW.com]

The Stinky free deal of the week:

The Avengers Cologne set

There are four in the set with a range of scents from citrus to whatever Hulk smells like. We haven’t actually had a chance to smell them yet but they come with distinct scents for Captain America, Iron Man, Thor and Hulk. The boxes and bottles are uniquely styled for each Avenger also.

Deal details: $59.99 for the set from [Jads International]

The Gold medal for cheap-skating deal of the week:

Samsung WEP460 Bluetooth Headset

The WEP460 is pretty versatile. The ear hook is removable to allow use in either ear and has volume control on the unit itself. The manufacturer claims up to eight hours of talk time and 7 days of stand by on a single charge.

Deal details: $2.99 Seriously. [TigerDirect.com]

The who needs two kidneys deal of the week:

The world largest Scrabble game

Also known as words with friends unplugged. This massive scrabble game is for the board game enthusiast who is cursed with too much money and too little eye sight.

Deal details:  $12,000 (!) [HAMMACHER SCHLEMMER]