Bamfas deals of the week – Valentine’s day gift idea fails

Bamfas deals of the week – Valentine’s day gift idea fails

This weeks deals are designed to make sure your Valentine’s day ends extremely poorly. Eveyone knows the Vday drill, stuffed animal, chocolate and romantic dinner. Think of this a guide to what not to do, unless you honestly hate “business time.” Love is a battlefield but you should avoid some of these bombs bombs from []



Adorable stuffed animal(?) deal of the week

Stuffed Herpes

Everyone gives a stuffed bear and calls it a day. Why not go big? How big? About 1,000,000X the actual size of the virus. If only the actual virus were this charming.

Deal details: 70% off right now for $2.99 on [Stupid]



Chocolate I want to be single deal of the week
Chocolate poop

Nothing says I love you like a pile of poop. While I’m sure it tastes better than real thing, good luck trying to get your date to eat it.

Deal details: 60% off right now for $4.99 on [Stupid]



The last meal together deal of the week
Soup for sluts noodles

Light the candles, pour some bubbly and serve some slut soup. Sounds like a fool proof plan. While these may look like ramen noodles… they are actually slutty ramen. Not sure how that effects the flavor but if your date sticks around after serving this, it was meant to be.

Deal details: $4.99 on [Stupid]




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