Fighting Without Fighting: Jean Grey School Livetweets

Fighting Without Fighting: Jean Grey School Livetweets

Marvel recently had a Jean Grey School live tweet session taken from the pages of WOLVERINE AND THE X-MEN #8, Sign up for the Jean Grey School members list on Twitter so you can see for yourself until then enjoy the transcript courtesy of Marvel.com

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Angel @AngelMetalWings:
Something is wrong. The miracles I know I have within me will not show themselves.

Angel @AngelMetalWings:
This is not right. And I cannot just sit and let this happen.

Broo @_Broodling_:
Friend @GenesisHero, waiting for class to start is the most agonizing time of day, isn’t it?

Genesis @GenesisHero:
.@_Broodling_, I don’t think I’d agree with that, but I guess I get where you’re coming from.

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
I know exactly where you come from, @_Broodling_, but I do not understand you at all.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
Oh, look at the time, am I really an hour late?

Idie @idie_okonkwo:
You are actually five minutes early, @QQuire.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
WHAT?!?!?!?!! I specifically came late. Is there something wrong with my phone?

Broo @_Broodling_:
I believe @HenryMcCoyPhD rigged the satellite output to set your clock ahead.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
FASCIST SCHOOL! MESSING WITH MY CELLULAR SIGNALS! I’ll show them a thing or two.

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
Bah, this is nothing compared to the fascism my father and I once quelled on the Bagdovan moon of Grodx

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
If there was anywhere cool to skip class to I’d suggest—Wait a second—

Broo @_Broodling_:
Wait, friend @QQuire, class will start soon. He must be confused. I’ll get him.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
.@_Broodling_, go away and die, alien pogue.

Doctor Henry McCoy @HenryMcCoyPhD:
“@_Broodling_:I believe @HenryMcCoyPhD rigged the satellite output to set your clock ahead.” I amaze even myself! Better get back to flying

Idie @idie_okonkwo:
I can’t let @QQuire make @_Broodling_ late for class. Come, @GenesisHero, help me.

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
The heir to throne of the Shi’Ar Empire will not be the only student standing here waiting for class to begin!

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
Especially THIS class. I refuse to fight without fighting!!!

Broo @_Broodling_:Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Hello students! Welcome to our fifth Jean Grey School Classroom Tweet. And it’s a GOOD one.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Twitterers at home, please take your seats and pay attention.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
For the first time JGS Class Tweeting history, our illustrious Headmaster/X-Man/Avenger/AlphaFlight-ee/NewFantasticFourian is participating.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Yes, Headmaster Logan is going to be tweeting for the first time, teaching the student body (and you students abroad) live on Twitter.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Granted, he’s refused to have his own Twitter account, but he will be manning the official school account. This one!

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
So, without further ado, ladies and gentlemen, heeeeeeeeeere’s WOLVIE!

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Alright, alright. Enough pomp and circumstance. We opened this school for classes, not to gossip like churchladies.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Let’s get started.

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
HEY! @JEANGREYSCHOOL! You can’t just start like that. You have to say what the class is and introduce it.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
.@JGSHEADMISTRESS, are you kidding me? Fine. This is Fighting Without Fighting. Open to chapter 6 and we’ll get started.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Class?

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Aw, you’ve got to be kiddin me. Where the hell are those little–

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
OKAY! This is Headmistress Pryde commandeering the official school account and avoiding surly Canadian swear words.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
All students better report to class IMMEDIATELY.

Idie @idie_okonkwo:
Are we allowed to be on this ship alone? I thought we needed professor supervision…

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
You call this a ship? Back on Chandilar, I used sturdier vessels than this for target practice! WHEN I WAS 5!

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
Let’s hope I do not sneeze and kill us all.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
Looks like our cover’s blown. PUNCH IT, DOPEY!

Genesis @GenesisHero:
OW!!!

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
I was talking to the delusional amnesiac, @KidGladiator1.

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
I APOLOGIZE FOR NOTHING!

Wait, fellow students–class is starting. We must get back.

Genesis @GenesisHero:
Too late for that, @_Broodling_, we just passed the moon! How about THAT!?

Broo @_Broodling_:
I hope the faculty lets me write essays to make up for this rule violation. I have several prepared but would be happy to write more.

Idie @idie_okonkwo:
The Earth looks so beautiful from this distance. It almost makes one forget one’s monsterdom.

Genesis @GenesisHero:
You aren’t a monster, @Idie_Okonkwo. @KidGladiator1 might be, but not you.

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
I was an amazing monster when I was half-Brood. By all the gods, THOSE WERE THE DAYS.

Genesis @GenesisHero:
.@KidGladiator1, wasn’t that just one day?

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
Fine, @GenesisHero, THOSE WERE THE DAY!

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
This is too slooooooooow. Hit that red button, blondie.

Angel @AngelMetalWings:
Whatever gets us to salvation faster.

Genesis @GenesisHero:
WHOOOOOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH!

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
HOW WERE THEY ABLE TO TAKE A SCHOOL SPACE-JET?

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
I don’t think @HenryMcCoyPhD changed Warren’s X-Man security access. Oops?

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
And where is that furball when we need him?

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
WHOA, WATCH THAT POTTY MOUTH, LOGAN. Alright, we’ll take the other jet.

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
Jeez.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
Okay, we’re here. Slow it down. Everybody be cool.

Broo @_Broodling_:
My goodness, what kind of star is THAT? The color of the light emitted it incredible.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:
That’s not a star, sleazoid, that’s the neon of Planet Sin.

Genesis @GenesisHero:
So this is basically an intergalactic riverboat Casino? Cool. Uncle Cluster won’t believe this!

Angel @AngelMetalWings:
If this is the place, @QQuire, let us stop talking and get going.

Quentin Quire @QQuire:

Whoa there, All-Business-Angel, let’s at least have a little fun while we’re breaking every rule.

Idie @idie_okonkwo:
Is there anything here that ISN’T sinful?

Broo @_Broodling_:
“@_Broodling_: My goodness, what kind of star is THAT? The color of the light emitted it incredible.” Cursed fingers. I meant “is” not “it”

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
What does “sin” mean? We do not have this word in the Shi’ar language. Just tell me, is it something that I can repeatedly punch?

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
Where the heck could they have gone?

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
Give me a second, @IceIceBobby, and I can track their ship.

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
If this leads to more Brood, I quit. And I mean it this time. For actual reals.

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
Wait a second, what is Planet Sin?

Broo @_Broodling_:
If I may be so bold, @AngelMetalWings, what are we looking for?

Angel @AngelMetalWings:

Some magical device that might heal Headmaster Logan’s legs. I overheard @HenryMcCoyPhd mention it.

Broo @_Broodling_:

A matter transmuter? I have always wanted to use one!

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
Why are you fools busy babbling when there are so many people and things here worth punching?

Anole @_Anole_:
Where is everybody?

Rockslide @SANTORULES:
.@_anole_ I’m not sure, bro…this place seems DEAD. Wanna TP the girls’ dorms?

Rockslide @SANTORULES:
Uh…I probably should have direct messaged that.

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
Is that smoke coming from that planet casino thing? That’s smoke coming from that planet casino thing.

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
You know, a lot of this teaching has made me think I need to apologize to Prof X.

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:
But after this whole thing today? He was lucky he didn’t have THESE students.

Idie @idie_okonkwo:

Has anyone seen @QQuire? I haven’t seen him since I froze that shark alien who was after him.

Genesis @GenesisHero:

I think I saw him winning that strange gelatin game over there.

Broo @_Broodling_:
LOOK AT THIS! A MATTER TRANSMUTER!

Bobby Drake @IceIceBobby:

Hold your horses, Logan. We need to get your ramp down.

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
There you all are. Thank God you’re alive. YOU ARE IN SUCH TROUBLE!

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
I think it’s pretty clear that you all get an F for today for Fighting Without Fighting.

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
Except for you students joining us…

Kitty Pryde @JGSHeadmistress:
Holy cow, we’re still in the middle of a Live Tweet!

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Hello again, JGSFHL twitter followers! @JGSHeadmistress here still, thanking you for bearing with us through all this!

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Oh, and this was supposed to be Headmaster Logan’s debut! Of course, it would be the one time everything goes wrong…

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
I will turn the reins back over to Logan who…I’m sorry, what?

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
No, Logan, I am NOT going to type that, we’re an educational facility, we shouldn’t be saying that sort of thing.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
OK! It looks like this will be the END of our Headmaster’s time on Twitter…

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Thanks for joining us for this Live Tweet, everyone. Sorry that it wasn’t more educational.

Jean Grey School @JeanGreySchool:
Detentions for all resident students!

Kid Gladiator @KidGladiator1:
For something that I assume must be a reward, these detentions are rather incredibly boring.

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